The Ballad of Erika Stallings

The Ballad of Erika Stallings.

(partly in the key of Bmi)

© 2020 Alexander C. Baker, J.D.

Post Modern Justice Media Project

a Neveda Nonprofit Corporation, 501(c)(3) status pending

Publishing - Write Hear Music (BMI)

all rights reserved

featuring the 100% true life story

of corrupt BMI attorney Erika Stallings

(enter groove, 116 BPM)

Erika why are you stalling?

I know you know I'm 'posed to get paid

Erika reality's calling

For all of the music I made

To be or not to

Be am I just

Dirt upon your floor? (muffled, barely heard) FREE SPEECH!

To be or not to

Be am I a

Page that you once tore? (muffled) FREE SPEECH!

To be or not to

Be am I, to

Be am I, oh

What am I? to

B M I ?

Erika, last name of Stallings

Is it greed or the

Color my skin? Huh!??! Why You...

Smile when you know that I'm falling

And Laugh at the Prison I'm in?

To be or not to

Be am I just

Dirt upon your floor?

To be or not to

Be am I a

Page that you once tore?

To be or not to

Be am I, to

Be am I, oh

What am I? to

B M I ?

Look at the mess that you

Left when you Left me depressed

Cause you Pressed all my

[BAP BAP BAP BAP]

Buttons of distress

[mini solo]

Look at the lie that you

Lie all the time and the

Crime That you find so UH....

...musingly sublime

[mini solo]

Erica Stallings is the

BMI lawyer and she

Say you aint got no right to

Hear This [HEAR THIS]

I say fuck her in the "A"

I'm gonna say this anyway

Erika Baby you come on and you

Fear This (FEAR THIS)

Erika Stallings you are

Chargeably guilty foe yo'

Crime that you did on my

Money [MONEY]

You made up some bullshit about a

Dispute hold and then ya

Went ahead and paid Clair

Marlo [MARLO]

But you

Stop payin' me, yeah

You my only disease

Ain't no reason be

Why you treatin' me like I'm

No One. (NO ONE)

You are clearly in breach of your

Fi-Duiciary - DuTEE or Don't you

Even think you that you even

Owe one? (OWE ONE)

(Increase tempo even more, back to regular time)

(Chorus melody, alt lyric]

BMI is the

Government

They are a

State Actor fo' show

Yo' Consent Decree is

Federal Law ya' see and all you

Go to do is read on page foe

[Here comes where it modulates to the key of BMI]

(D mi) BMI

(Bb) Is legally Required

To PAY any writer with a

(Dmi) Song [Just One Song]

(D mi) EriKKKA

(Bb) Only inference

(A) Is you got bought

(G) Constructive fraud

(F#7) Means you got bought

(Lead vocal only)

(Bmi) And you got bought

(F#7) Right Erika?

(G) Only inference

(F#7) Is you got bought

(Two part harmony)

(Bmi) And you got bought?

(F#7) Right Erika?

(G) Constructive fraud

(F#7) Means you got bought

(Three part harmony)

(Bmi) And you got bought?

(F#7) Right Erika?

[slam cut to verse groove in A mi]

(solemn voice)

Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth Erika? The Whole truth? and Nothing but the truth?

[Synth solo and vocal cuts played on solemn voice samples]

[Solo hyperactively over verse, repeating sampled solemn voice to absurdity]

Truth Erika? T-T-T-T Truth Erika? Truth? FREE SPEECH. etc.

(D.C., Back to top, original tempo and feel)

Erika why are you stalling

I know you know I'm 'posed to get paid

Erika reality's calling

For all of the music I made

\

To be or not to

Be am I just

Dirt upon your floor?

To be or not to

Be am I a

Page that you once tore?

To be or not to

Be am I, to

Be am I, oh

What am I? to BMI

Ms. Mori,

I hadn't commented on the Defamation and Privacy and Anti-SLAPP stuff because I thought you were doing comedy, and I didn't want to be rude. It was hilarious how you got the parties backwards. Anyway, using Stallings' picture is fair use, truth is an absolute defense all your other bullshit claims.  Do you have any more pictures of Erika Stallings I could use with the following song, the lyrics to which constitute my detailed response to your letter of June 30, 2020. Can't wait to finish the music and  bust out the video.