The Ballad of EriKKKa Stallings.
(partly in the key of Bmi)
© 2020 Alexander C. Baker, J.D.
Post Modern Justice Media Project
a Neveda Nonprofit Corporation, 501(c)(3) status pending
Publishing - Write Hear Music (BMI)
all rights reserved
featuring the 100% true life story
of corrupt BMI attorney Erika Stallings
(enter groove, 116 BPM)
Erika why are you stalling?
I know you know I'm 'posed to get paid
Erika reality's calling
For all of the music I made
To be or not to
Be am I just
Dirt upon your floor? (muffled, barely heard) FREE SPEECH!
To be or not to
Be am I a
Page that you once tore? (muffled) FREE SPEECH!
To be or not to
Be am I, to
Be am I, oh
What am I? to
B M I ?
Erica, last name of Stallings
Is it greed or the
Color my skin? Huh!??! Why You...
Smile when you know that I'm falling
And Laugh at the Prison I'm in?
To be or not to
Be am I just
Dirt upon your floor? (not so muffled) FREE SPEECH!
To be or not to
Be am I a
Page that you once tore? (not so muffled) FREE SPEECH!
To be or not to
Be am I, to
Be am I, oh
What am I? to
B M I ?
(not muffled at all) FREE SPEECH!
Look at the mess that you
Left when you Left me depressed
Cause you Pressed all my
[BAP BAP BAP BAP]
Buttons of distress
[mini solo]
Look at the lie that you
Lie all the time and the
Crime That you find so UH....
[BAP BAP BAP BAP]
...musingly sublime
[mini solo]
(Agitated) FREE SPEECH!
(Tempo speeds up, but go to half-time feel, wacky dubstep break)
(5-bar pattern with call and response]
Erica Stallings is the
BMI lawyer and she
Say you aint got no right to
Hear This [HEAR THIS]
I say fuck her in the "A"
I'm gonna say this anyway
EriKKKa Baby you come on and you
Fear This (FEAR THIS)
Erika Stallings you are
Chargeably guilty foe yo'
Crime that you did on my
Money [MONEY]
You made up some bullshit about a
Dispute hold and then ya
Went ahead and paid Clair
Marlo [MARLO]
But you
Stop payin' me, yeah
You my only disease
Ain't no reason be
Why you treatin' me like I'm
No One. (NO ONE)
You are clearly in breach of your
Fi-Duiciary - DuTEE or Don't you
Even think you that you even
Owe one? (OWE ONE)
(Increase tempo even more, back to regular time)
(Chorus melody, alt lyric]
BMI is the
Government
They are a
State Actor fo' shore [FREE SPEECH]
Yo' Consent Decree is
Federal Law ya' see and all you
Go to do is read on page 4 [FREE SPEECH]
[Here comes where it modulates to the key of BMI]
(D mi) BMI
(Bb) Is legally Required
To PAY any writer with a
(Dmi) Song [Just One Song]
(D mi) EriKKKA
(Bb) Only inference
(A) Is you got bought
(G) Constructive fraud
(F#7) Means you got bought
(Lead vocal only)
(Bmi) And you got bought
(F#7) Right EriKKKA?
(G) Only inference
(F#7) Is you got bought
(Two part harmony)
(Bmi) And you got bought?
(F#7) Right EriKKKA?
(G) Constructive fraud
(F#7) Means you got bought
(Three part harmony)
(Bmi) And you got bought?
(F#7) Right EriKKKA?
[slam cut to verse groove in A mi]
(solemn voice)
Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth EriKKKa? The Whole truth? and Nothing but the truth?
[Synth solo and vocal cuts played on solemn voice samples]
[Solo hyperactively over verse, repeating sampled solemn voice to absurdity]
Truth EriKKKa? T-T-T-T Truth EriKKKa? Truth? FREE SPEECH. etc.
(D.C., Back to top, original tempo and feel)
EriKKKa why are you stalling
I know you know I'm 'posed to get paid
EriKKKa reality's calling
For all of the music I made
(Breakdown chorus, small track sound,
falling apart to a capellla vox)
To be or not to
Be am I just
Dirt upon your floor? (muffled) FREE SPEECH!
To be or not to
Be am I a
Page that you once tore? (muffled) FREE SPEECH!
To be or not to
Be am I, to
Be am I, oh
What am I? to
(F#7) B M I ? (a capella - 5 part vocal harmony)
Ms. Mori,
I hadn't commented on the Defamation and Privacy and Anti-SLAPP stuff because I thought you were doing comedy, and I didn't want to be rude. It was hilarious how you got the parties backwards. Anyway, using Stallings' picture is fair use, truth is an absolute defense all your other bullshit claims. Do you have any more pictures of Erika Stallings I could use with the following song, the lyrics to which constitute my detailed response to your letter of June 30, 2020. Can't wait to finish the music and bust out the video.